So I am the clumsiest drunk
I Stumbled upstairs to my bathroom and was using tumblr/facebook drunk and i got up and stacked it face planted on tiles not once TWICE! and i was wearing these babies http://www.estiloemporio.com.au/#/shoes/21217822/ seriously they are the worst shoes to wear when drinking! NEVER AGAIN!! I am still feeling seedy as fuck Blood everywhere and my toilet bathroom looked like a fucking murder scene, i lost my nose ring and my nose is bruised and swollen, so I’m off to the hospital tomorrow to see if I broken it. Plus I drunk talked to all my friends on fb
I drank 3 cocktails and 2 bottles of wine to myself, AND my ex boyfriend dude you have a child you have a fiance yet you crack onto me! I can’t believe how disgusting you are! fucking hell get out of my life.